My Dog Bowl Conundrum

by Harry
(NY)

I have spent many a long hour pondering the dog bowl conundrum.

I've been up valley and down dale, seeking out the perfect bowl.

I've interviewed farmers and their whippets, greyhound trainers and policemen.

I have tried all shape and size of bowl with my dog - deep, shallow, steep sided, low sided, ceramic, plastic, stainless steel.

I have a menagerie of bowls at home - so many I could open a museum.

But all the while, my dog will still only eat a hearty breakfast or supper off a Kate Spade white porcelain dining plate.